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Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.

Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.

Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?

Peasant 1: Burn them.

Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?

Peasant 1: More witches.

Peasant 2: Wood.

Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?

Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?

Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?

Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.

Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?

Peasant 1: Oh yeah.

Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?

Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!

Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?

Peasant 1: Bread.

Peasant 2: Apples.

Peasant 3: Very small rocks.

Peasant 1: Cider.

Peasant 2: Gravy.

Peasant 3: Cherries.

Peasant 1: Mud.

Peasant 2: Churches.

Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!

King Arthur: A Duck.

Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...

Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.

Sir Bedevere: And therefore...

Peasant 2: ...A witch!

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quote:
Originally posted by andreseng:

Free Jersey Mike's Sub to the winner??

a whole PLATTER of #13's (the original itaian, my personal favorite)

i'm trying to email everyone on the whole damn cast list right now.

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Originally posted by squeakycleanK:

i'm sure everyone who knows a little about the internet and torrent sites knows that it COULD be out there.

I suspect this is beyond a remote possibility, since there's no evidence that it was ever released to the public. If anyone is going to get this, it's going to have to go through someone VERY close to the film. I doubt even the actors have copies of it.

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Originally posted by andreseng:

Free Jersey Mike's Sub to the winner??

OOO. So it's a challenge now, is it?

Veddy goode, sir.

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UPDATE!!!

I just emailed Scott Maher in hopes of him being the SAME Scott Maher who worked as the Director of Photography for the film and he replied! "Yes that was me, what can i do for you?" AHHH, I just replied in hopes of him having a copy/knowing where a copy may be!

YES this could be it!

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Originally posted by squeakycleanK:

UPDATE!!!

I just emailed Scott Maher in hopes of him being the SAME Scott Maher who worked as the Director of Photography for the film and he replied! "Yes that was me, what can i do for you?" AHHH, I just replied in hopes of him having a copy/knowing where a copy may be!

YES this could be it!

HO - LEE - EFF!

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