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Henry Gale

Greetings and bienvenue!

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I'm very sorry to hear that, Period. You've always been one of my favorite punctuation marks.

...And if you aren't real, and do in fact fade away, grammar is about to become considerably more difficult to manage.

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While we're on the subject, I've been in denial. I am not, and have never been a Sergeant- unless you count that week in elementary school I called myself "Peppers". And I have only ever camped once in my life... and I got a rash as a result.

Shit, the truth is beautiful.

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I'm too busy hiding from reality behind an oversized, hurriedly-folded paper crane to disclose my safety word!

It's "cephalopod," but don't you dare tell anyone! If the internet gets wind of it, my plan to flood two-thirds of the North American continent with lukewarm raspberry gelatin will be thwarted indefinitely!

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