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Sunshine Redneck

Bottled Water Equals Evil

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Why do so many thoughtful, lefty minded people appear with bottled water? How can you deride us V-8, F-150 driving rednecks then drink from a petroleum based, easy throw-away plastic bottle?

Studies show that the water coming out of your tap is high quality and far more regulated than the bottled stuff(North Americans, of course). The most generous studies show these bottles take over 5 decades to decompose in to the earth.

Why can't we walk around with buckets of water strapped to our necks like horse feed bags?

Save the earth, suck on a water hose!

P.S. I work for a water bottler and can't get a day off because it's so freakin' busy.

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Why do so many thoughtful, lefty minded people appear with bottled water? How can you deride us V-8, F-150 driving rednecks then drink from a petroleum based, easy throw-away plastic bottle?

Studies show that the water coming out of your tap is high quality and far more regulated than the bottled stuff(North Americans, of course). The most generous studies show these bottles take over 5 decades to decompose in to the earth.

Why can't we walk around with buckets of water strapped to our necks like horse feed bags?

Save the earth, suck on a water hose!

P.S. I work for a water bottler and can't get a day off because it's so freakin' busy.

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